You don't have to be a comedian to make your boyfriend laugh. If you can't find inspiration within yourself, use one of the following jokes to tell your boyfriend. We have prepared a list of common jokes for the most serious partners, less-common jokes for those with a fine sense of humor, and 15+ unique puns that you can use. Don't miss any chance to put a smile on your special someone's face.
Fresh Puns to Enjoy With Your Boyfriend
A few of the following jokes are all about love, while others are a little mean. Let's see what are some of the funny things to say to your boyfriend.
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I love you like an overweight toddler loves ice cream!
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I have a confession to make. I really like a guy. He's nice, he has a strong sense of humor, he makes me feel like a kid and somehow he also manages to make me feel like the sexiest woman in the world. He's a bit ugly, has a big nose, and he snores awfully, but I think I love him. His name is (the name of your boyfriend).
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Usually, I'd invite you over tonight. But it's way too hot these days. Can you imagine my electricity bill if you'd come over and heat things up like you normally do? I'd have to set the air conditioning at the lowest temperature.
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I have never asked you this; do you know how first aid works? I'm asking because I often feel like fainting when I see you and my heart starts racing when you kiss me. If you keep looking at me like that, I'll need resuscitation.
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A friend asked me what I like about you. Next thing you know, Jessica (any of your friend's name) covered my mouth with her hand and said "This is a dangerous question. Don't get her started."
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Dear valued customer, the Bank of Love offers you today a loan of 100 kisses. It comes without hidden fees and interest rates. We urge you to invest in our long-term deposits.
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Be really careful today. I heard on the news that someone kidnaps the most wonderful people on earth. Please skip work and stay in bed. I'm on my way to defend you!
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I really wish for you to move in with me. I'd like to wash you, feed you, take care of you, kiss you and take you out for a walk. Sadly, my mom won't let me keep an endangered species in the house.
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What's the difference between a man in love and a married man? A man in love can't find the right words to say, while the married man doesn't get to talk.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 20 pounds!
You: I'm outside your house. Can you see me?
Him: No.
You: Perfect! My invisibility cloak is working.
You: Honey, may I get a smartphone?
Him: What about the other one?
You: The other one buys me a tablet.
Two lovers while holding each other:
Him: You are the best girlfriend on the planet.
You: What do you mean the best girlfriend on the planet?I knew it! You found someone on the Moon.
Late at night, a couple chatting in bed:
You: What's the difference between hard and dark?
Him: What?
You: It stays dark the whole night.
You: You promised you'd marry me this winter!
Him: You call this winter?
You: Honey, do you like my new blouse?
Him: It's really nice and it looks amazing on you.
You: Great! Let me show you the other 8!
Him: Let's try a new position tonight.
You: Okay, you'll iron the clothes and I'll watch TV!
You: Baby, what do you want for Christmas?
Him: I only wish for you to stay faithful to me.
You: Too late, I already got your socks.
Common Jokes That Will Melt His Heart
These love jokes for him are fairly common, but they achieve their purpose.
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My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
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You have something on your butt. It's my eyes.
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Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
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Do you like sales? Because clothing is 100% off at my place.
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I love you even when I'm really, really hungry.
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Forget the butterflies. I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.
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You've stolen a pizza (piece of) my heart.
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Never laugh at your girlfriend's choices. You're one of them.
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You're like coffee: hot and I want you every day.
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You're like a Sharpie: super fine.
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What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you.
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We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
You: I Have 2 words to tell you.
Him: What?
You: I love you.
Him: Isn't that 3?
You: No, because you and I count as one.
You: Knock Knock.
Him: Who's there?
You: I love you!
Him: I love you, who?
You: Don't ask who, because it's you!
You: Knock, knock.
Him: Who's there?
You: Muffin.
Him: Muffin, who?
You: Muffin in this world can keep us apart.
Uncommon Jokes to Enjoy With Him
In case the jokes listed above are too common for your partner to laugh at, you can pick one of the following jokes to tell your boyfriend.
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My boyfriend told me to stop impersonating flamingos. I had to put my foot down.
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My boyfriend and I always laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh harder.
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I think I am going to need knee surgery. Every day I am with you, I fall for you all over again.
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My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
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I don't know your middle name yet, but it must be Wi-Fi because I am feeling such a strong connection here.
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A couple are on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He replies, "I forgot my wallet."
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What is the difference between love and herpes? Love does not last forever.
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Marriage is an incredible invention, but then again so is the toaster.
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Do you want to know why I plan on no longer using Google anymore? Because after all this time that I have spent searching, I have found the love of my life and it is you.
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I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox!
Summary
Everyone's humor is different. That's why you can use the diversity provided above in order to make your boyfriend laugh. You could surprise him even more if you stay serious while telling the joke. Make sure you either memorize them or read them accurately to enhance the lol effect.